"SOMETIMES TOO MUCH DRINKS IS BARELY ENOUGH"
(MARK TWAIN)

"TWO GREAT EUROPEAN NARCOTICS: ALCOHOL AND CHRISTIANITY"
(FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE)

"I DRINK TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLE INTERESTING"
(UNKNOWN)

"WHAT WHISKEY WILL NOT CURE, THERE IS NO CURE FOR"
(IRISH PROVERB)

"THE WHOLE WORLD IS ABOUT THREE DRINK BEHIND"
(HUMPHREY BOGART)

"THERE IS A DEVIL IN EVERY BERRY OF THE GRAPE"
(THE KORAN)